Anti-Vampire.....What now???

Which book do you like best?

2008-08-08T18:45:00.000-07:00

This is a question I have had on my mind for a while and I am also taking it as a chance to explain a few things some people don't get. The question is what Twilight book do you like best? There will be a poll somewhere to the right for you too vote. I like the second book the best for now (Haven't finished the 4th). I like it because it has a lot more Alice time and Alice is awesome(My favorite character) and also you meat the Valkyrie which are an awesome group of vampires who have awesome powers that do awesome things and make Jasper's powers look like one of those street tricks that only amaze you once.(Believe me he doesn't even do anything important with his powers he is a total loser). OK now to clear some things up because people are getting the idea I hate the Twilight books. I don't there are just some things I don't like about it and I hate Edward. The series is fine there is nothing wrong with it I will even go as far as to say that it was well written. REMEMBER TO VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What I think of The Twilight movie

2008-08-05T19:57:00.000-07:00

Well Stephenie Meyers Twilight book (An award winning book among hormonal girls for Edward everywhere) is going to be made into a movie. After watching the trailer I have to say a few things. In the book Edward is a perfect being and is praised upon by women and girls everywhere, so this brings up the question who is going to play him I mean no one can copy Edward from the book he is just too perfect but they can get damn close right? Well I don't know what the director was thinking(I think drugs play a large part in what the directors where thinking) but why the hell would you want the guy who played Cedric Diggory . He was bad in Harry Potter why would he be any better in a movie were he has to play the perfect man! Damn Pansy....On to worse news. As we all know I love Alice. In the book she is awesome. Well the girl they got to play her totally ruins my image of Alice because she is ugly which Alice is not. If you look to the right of my blog you will see who I want to play Alice and I dare you to disagree! Oh ya and I can get 20 girls to vouch for me in saying they think Edward looks like a dumbass in this movie along with the rest of the cast. Though one interesting opinion I got from a girl Beka Adair (another Edward fan) was the turd who played Peter Pan (Jeremy Sumpter) would make a good Edward and then on the other hand my Librarian said Orlando Bloom would make a good Edward.....So ya vote your opinion on that or something.....I am also reading the new 4Th book Breaking Dawn. I will blog about that soon too. So....keep reading my blog. Don't forget to vote on who you think would make a better Edward!!!!!!!!!!!! The voteing box is to the right!!!!!

Analee

2008-03-07T06:45:00.000-08:00

pppfffftt. I would totally cry and mourn for years and years if i had lost some one i loved. Your an insensitive, undeserving, loving, caring, amazing...guy. So the books about the Gey, excuse me, Homosexual vampires is actually a series. It will be read and reviewed here. They really don't start the Homosexual thing until the last few chapters in the first book. Unlike Bevan, i don't have any problems with homosexuals. As soon as i find the name of the first book, i will upload the titles and then read them. Of course you will receive a unbiased review, unlike Bevan's rants. He hasn't even read the books. okay i gotta go to class kids, Goodby!

Bevan's RANT

2008-03-06T19:57:00.000-08:00

Why doesn't Edward go back to his ship S.S. Whipped with his Mistress Bella and never come back or even better they crash into an iceberg.He won't go away and he never will.Why??? oh let me give you a hint.HE IS THE MOST POPULAR CHARACTER IN THE TWILIGHT SERIES WHICH IS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SERIES IN THE UNITED STATES.I bet Stephanie Myers made him up because she can't find a real man and has to make up lame fantasies about vampires to feel loved and accepted because she wishes some one like Edward was in the world and why chase what you can't have..right?? And on to other books with vampires.My friend was reading a book about vampires and one of them was homosexual.....that creeps me a little...no actually allot. What weirdo writes about homosexual vampires those are two things that not only shouldn't go together but one of them shouldn't be put on shelves for teenagers to just pick up and read and if it wasn't on a shelf for teenagers then I am going to have a little talk to my friend about what sections she hangs out in at Barnes and Noble. Analee is backing me up with this whole Edward publicity thing.She likes the series but not Edward and I kinda liked the series but I despise Edward and I hate him with a passion. Stephanie Myers just enjoys making fantasies and raising girls hopes up then bring them crashing down because Edward loves some ugly chick in the series who almost made him suicide.....

Analee

2008-03-06T06:51:00.000-08:00

HEY!!! are you tired of Bevan's blogging? good. I'm Analee! and I kick some major.....yea. I'm that one girl who DOESN'T lust after some fake boytoy (Edward). In fact, I think why waste your heart on a guy who can't love you back, when you can sit around and waste it on friends. Edward, sure he's the perfect boytoy, but c'mon ladies, HES DEAD!! okay enough about Edward. Lets talk about....me. I'm a very positive positive person. I LOVE hugs though. Yea and I love smiling faces. *nods* HUGS!! they are better than drugs. Oh yea kids, I'm not against vampires, and I Do like parts of this book, its just that Edward is the captain of the "S.S Whipped" and Bella is his mistress. or....if you want to be nice....he loves her a lot......and they are just dating.... BORING. Oh yeah, I have a BUNCH of bunnie stuffed animals. They like to sleep on my bed and all over my floor. They love company! They only come out of their burrowes when people come over. Bevan gave me a mouse for Valentines day. It's the awsomest mouse ever. I love it. so ladies, he's not a *really* bad guy....just a tad...He's dying to read this. SUCKS FOR HIM. If anyone actually reads this blog, I'm weird and I love it.

Alice

2008-03-04T16:58:00.000-08:00

If any of you have seen the picture at the bottom of the screen it is what I imagine Alice from the Twilight series would look like(That is really a picture of Alizee a french singer with an awesome body and she is my dream girl)Alice is the only cool character in the whole series but when the movie for Twilight comes out(I will post something when I watch the movie)they already have the cast picked and the actress they picked for Alice is hideous and its gross how they could disgrace the best character in the series.Alice is awesome for many reasons.She can see the future she never worries, complains, or cares about much and she likes the thing I wish every girl would like...... she loves Porches which is the most awesome car ever. All girls want are those small cute little cars which there is nothing wrong with but its hard to come by a girl, real or fictional that like Porches.She is what I am looking for in a girl I just haven't gotten lucky.....
Gods Alizee is sooooooooooooooooooo HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know what your thinking.....

2008-03-03T17:06:00.000-08:00

I know what you readers are thinking...GET A LIFE YOU HATING LUNATIC WHO HAS WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS WHEN HE COULD BE DOING OTHER MORE PRODUCTIVE THINGS LIKE I DON'T KNOW......ANYTHING ELSE!!!!.I believe this is very important.I am warning the public about a book that has no point to it and the people that decided to publish it need to get an education and actually take a look at what there about to publish and too me it looks like they will hand an award to any book these days I mean look at it even that pathetic excuse of a love/action storey Twilight got an award.This is my life I hate vampires with a passion and even more I hate them to a point were I would waste my rare time(I need a hobby)and go and make a blog all about Anti-Vampreism.I want you all too know that I will have other stuff posted on here not only about vampires but about other things like......um.....werewolves is a good subject sometimes.....and....ok never mind I hate vampires and I will keep going on with this until I feel satisfied that I have got the point clear out that VAMPIRES SUCK AND WEREWOLVES RULE!!!! got that out of my system

Edward

2008-03-01T21:34:00.000-08:00

If you have read the book Twilight by Stephenie Meyer's then you will know exactly what I am talking about and I dare you to disagree.Edward is a vampire and vampires are the most perfect beings on earth in the Twilight series.I seriously mean PERFECT. There walk is perfect,there talk is perfect,how they look is godly,and they live forever(the only fault is they enjoy sucking blood out of people/animals).There is this one vampire who is the most perfect out of all the perfects and his name is Edward.This guy is every girls dream...I bet you think I am jealous...no its just that I hate this character so much.He just wont die and if he isn't making out with the human girl who is super ugly in the series he is sucking some poor animals blood then going back and making out with the girl.He is such a creep he admits to watching the girl at night when she was asleep.Every person who I have met and has read this series except one person has said Edward is there favorite character and I know there is nothing wrong with that but you should just hear them talk about him.One of which I have met is a married women with an obsession so large with Edward she has gone to believe that he looks like Orlando Bloom.

I know what your thinking....... yes there are that many freaks in the world and yes they make up most of your city.

Anti-Vampire

2008-03-01T09:39:00.000-08:00

I have nothing against vampires or people who like them I just have happened to read a series about vampires and some chick who loves one and some werewolves(which are so much cooler) were hunting vampires.There was barley any violence and I was disappointed and it turned into this whole love/drama book which I enjoyed but would have enjoyed better with some one dieing except Alice I love Alice(your gonna have to read the Twilight series to understand)Underworld was an awesome movie doing with vampires guns and werewolves and lots of action or even Van Helsing which was awesome and some action with vampires and werewolves but Twilight was just .........too mushy and love filled and I still don't get how you can put a vampire and a werewolf in one book and get no fighting scenes or at least a chapter devoted to the mass killing of vampires.If you like manga and vampires and the killing of vampires then I recommend Hellsing it is an awesome manga full of blood and vampires and guns.